I got a little bit of hair on my chest,
I’m thirty years old,
It’s about time I guess,
My eyes they are blue,
Just like the sea,
Oh my lord,
Isn’t that deep,
I’m blonde,
I’m shy,
Nope that’s a lie,
I’m not ashamed to say I cry,
I flirt with you,
You flirt right back,
But I tell ya,
I don’t want none of that,
Wahoo girl!!
Stop your pinching my ass,
Well talk to you later,
We might do that,
But I’m lean,
I’m clean,
I wear blue jeans,
I got no hat,
I don’t go around like that,
And I play the guitar,
They say I should be a star,
But I don’t want that,
Them stars are to far,
And all alone,
I love to many people,
No not of the steeple,
I just love people,
I know where they’ve been,
Because I’ve traveled with them,
Into their homes,
Way down in the dungeon zone,
But I’ve always seemed,
To make my way out,
Because of what I’ve told you about,
I’m not mean,
But I’m lean,
I got hair on my chest,
It’s about time,
I guess,
I’m clean,
And seen,
I wear blue jeans,
I have no idea,
What I’m saying,
But the sandals I do wear,
And that’s everywhere,
Even in the snow,
I still go,
Because it really,
Isn’t that cold,
But I’m just blowing smoke,
Out of my ass,
No not a fart,
I didn’t do that,
Not a blue flame,
My brother did that,
He said it was warm,
And burned his ass,
While I couldn’t stop that heavy laugh,
Oh yea,
Hey man,
I got a new thing,
It brings a surround,
Of sound,
It’s a machine,
To my entertainment things,
It sounds real good,
As it should,
And knew it would,
And if you’re still reading,
I hope you’re seeing,
That I’m lean,
Not mean,
But a beautiful being,
I got no name,
There for no shame,
A shorthaired hippie,
Should have been a teen,
Back in the sixtys,
What you doing girl,
Spreading them fingers,
And giving it a licking,
With your eyes in a sexing,
Oh,
I see,
What you mean,
Talk to me in a minute,
I’ll scratch your itching,
Ha-Ha,
For those who didn’t catch that,
Don’t you worry,
Anything about it,
But I must go,
This blue eye’d blonde,
For the sake of this,
Beautiful women,
Ha-Ha,He-He,
If you didn’t catch that,
I’m going to get me,
A little piece,
Of that private pie,
This women brought me..
Oh yea,
Just one more thing,
Smile,
I’m just playing,
Plus smiling,
It is a good thing…

All Rights Ryan Brady OReilly 01/18/2002